How to Shoot a 58
(A Golf Gypsy Recipe)
Mix together the following ingredients:
4 amiable and competitive women golfers
1-2 dozen golf balls for cutting corners
16 mulligans
2 long ball hitters
2 target golfers
4 putters
1 golf course to host a scramble for women
Before teeing off: apply sunscreen to exposed areas; biofreeze to stiff muscles; assemble snacks and drinks to be shared throughout the round.
Set temperature at 85-95 degrees with winds 5-10mph.
Select (if possible) a respectable golf course with a knowledgeable greens superintendent.
While playing the 18 required holes make sure teamwork is a priority and that high 5’s are shared for every great shot. Be sure to applaud and laugh out loud to ease any tension caused by a teammate who goes for it but misses a great shot. Remember that pars make you proud; birdies lift the spirits, while a pair of eagles might take you to the winners circle. Above all enjoy every brief moment with friends and walk away after sharing hugs.
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Jayne, Terri, Letty, and Peggy at Southwind GC. |
Don't forget the 18 "cups"! Or alternate method of shooting 58 (not recommended)just play 15 or 16 holes and quit.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even think about the "cups." Guess I could have added 18 cups of enthusiasm, or something like that.
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