Showing posts with label humorous dog stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humorous dog stories. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 26, 2026

How Letty Found Magic by Murphy Doodle


 Letty knows how much i love to play, every>>night, , , , , , before we sleep,

but lately she says NO..........that is a word i no and i do not like it,

Some>>times she would walk around the yard with me and then sit down and take a nap

She said her head felt cluttered and needed naps so it could work better

all winter she sat in her play room making words, like J E F F E R S O N out of letters on her computer,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,She could not help me write my stories


I stayed with her and watched for squirrels + cats at the window or slept on my bed,,,,,,still we played inside games at night before sleep

One day she told me to stop whining and go play with>>out her then she showed me her frown face

I whined for her to play and she growled at me 

I laid down in the corner behind her 

It began to rain 1 day then 2 days 

I took naps 2 because the house was quiet

At last the sun came out and there were flowers blooming

Letty went outside with me and played frisbee,,,,I ran as fast as I could

I heard her tell Jack that the wind might blow the clutter out of her head

The wind blew day after day but the clutter did not fly away and she kept her frown

I licked Letty's face and ears

She smiled :)   :)    :) 

If Letty would chase me around the house her brain might work better ??????

I wagged my tail and gave her my paw

She smiled (:   (:    (: 

Finally, , , , ,she whispered in my ear and it tickled--I liked it--then she whispered again with a smile

"Murphy," she said my name while she rubbed by chin and ears "Where is your toy ? ? ? ?"

I jumped for joy and fun and found my toy then I dug out another toy and she threw my toys all over the house

She laughed and laughed and I jumped over the furniture and raced around the house


The next night we played toys and she laughed again........It felt like magic in the air

After she laughed her frown went away!


I wish people were more like dogs

Dogs do not frown

But people make magic when they laugh


{}[]\\||?/?/?/{   } letty let me hit funny keys on the black writer 



 




Sunday, December 26, 2021

Murphy Doodle Walks

Good Murphy Doodle 


Good Murphy....

it sure is hard to be a good dog, i like to walk and sniff and p and pull and tug but letty likes slow g e n t l e walks, and i like letty

she does not know how hard it is for me to walk slowly,  but if i do not walk slowly and gently then my neck gets sore from tugging all of the time, i am strong and want to walk like a man dog, when i do sometimes letty just stops and talks to me, i hang my head, i don't want to hurt her, when i walk slowly she surprises me with a treat, i wag my tail and walk gentle after that 


actually
 jack walks are better and lots more fun, he lets me run ahead of him on a long lease and i get to sniff and p on every  mailbox and tree, but jack doesn't give me treats like letty does on her walks

i smelled a cat here but could not find it, when i see it i will chase it away 






on a day called christmas when there were children everywhere on bicycles, i walked a long way with jack and barked at that big reindeer with a red nose, i do not like to see him when he jumps around in the wind, i bark and bark and he will not go away, i bet he would like to fly away someday, if we were friends i would teach him to fly like i do

then letty took me for a gentle walk in the afternoon, i have noticed that the yards have objects all over them now and i get to p on little white trees, toys, and green trees, 

how can we have little trees and gigantic reindeer, it does not make sense,



i did see a new little white house that i wanted to smell but letty said no, no no,  i stopped and look and it was quiet all around, i did not even bark at it

what happened to the cold weather, my body felt so good when the cold wind blew but now it is back to summer and i am hot, even in the house, i want winter back


after letty rearranged the furniture so i could not fly around the room, she moved a table and put up a tree, she shook her finger at me and said no p, no p, off, off, off

i sniffed the tree and then pulled the blanket away from it, so i could sleep on the under the tree, she forgot that my bed has always been in that corner, so now i sleep beside the house tree


once again i heard
Bad Murphy, when i ate a hole in rudolph's bag of gifts, whatever that means, i ate a hole because it tasted like candy goodies



i woke up on a special day and found a new blanket under the house tree just for me and there was a chew toy with it



i hope you found chew toys and blankets on your special day and a big bowl of food