Murphy Versus the Rains of November

 

I  am having a long boring day, and letyty says that some days are like that, even in Australia....whatever ? that means??

lettty laughed when she said it so,',',',',',' it must be good;

 look at the new lettters i am finding on the big keys;

;;;;;; this looks like my tail with a dot; i think i will use it instead of a black dot

I have black dots on my chest and bellly and that is where they belong, not on a piece of paper;;;;;;; these letters make me think that i am waggging my tail;;;;;;;

it is raining and i am not wagiging my tail====

I cannot go outside and chase the squirrrels out of my yard and we sure have tooo many of those long tailed varmits====

i played with my toys yester night when it rained //////

 I have been playing with my chews and my bouncy ballls and my bones! then lettty said NO MORE

jack says that i look pitiful but i do not look pitiful enough or he  wood take me for a walk>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

now i am having fun on this computer and letty is laughing;;;;;;

she says that i must really be bored to play on the key bored like this][ or look i can make a box [] 

I can make <><><><><><> a doggie lease

guess what????????

letty and jack have to drive somewhere and it is not raining, so i can go with them;;;;;;;

this is so much fun;;; look at me run,;,;,;,;,;,;,;,; splash splash

Now i am home and dry and happy

maybe the sun will come out tomorrow

BLAM letty hit some keys and i watched a girl named Annie sing this song that i LOVE 

 The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow

Elvis in the Shower by Murphy Doodle

Did you say shower?????

I have to take a inside shower whenever letty says I smell like a dog,  a dirty dog,  Doesn’t she understand that I am a dog? 

I have learned to walk to the shower because there is always a treat for me before I step inside and after I step out. Before she had to drag me,  but she figured out that a treat would tease me into the shower,

She is really smart for a person

I do NOT like the first blast of water. . . When she covers me with soap I begin to shake all over and this time she laughed at me 

She said that I looked like Elvis in the shower and she laughed and laughed and laughed some more ?????

 I do NOT know what Elvis is, but I didn’t think it was funny the way she laughed at me. . . I was a wet dog and shaking all over from my black head to the tip of my white tail.

 She kept laughing and then started singing something about a hound dog  I am not a hound dog. . .... I am a cute dog   That is what people say when they see me at the park. 

I decided to shake again to show her that I am a wet dog not an Elvis dog

 After that Letty said, “Murphy. Settle.”  she took a deep breath and made a long sigh and then she  began to laugh again?

 When I dropped my head, she stopped laughing and tried to talk to me like a person.  “I am laughing because of the way you shake, rock and roll like Elvis Presley in the shower.”

what is an ELVIS???  she does not hear my question when i look at her

 After she opened the shower door for me to leave, I shook as fast as I could and then wagged my tail. 

I get the zoomies when I get out of the shower.

when i am wet all over, It is more fun out of the shower.  Now, I can shake rattle and roll inside the house. It makes me feel good all over. I guess it’s ok to be like Elvis in shower. 

I think i will act like Elvis more often now since i know it makes letty laugh.

She tried to show me this on the computer  Hound Dog  

 

 

Murphy Doodle's Favorite Place

 

this is the best place in the world

hi, my name is murphy doodle, and i have lived in this house for a year,  i don't know what a year is but that is what letty tells people and then she smiles and hugs me all over

i love this house and especially the blue couch they bought for me to sleep on and play on, it is so cool and comfy

i am too big to sleep on the back now, but i can curl up and lean on it, i can pose on it, jump over it, jump off of it and chew my toys on it

sometimes, letty scolds me when i jump up from behind, or over the side where the table sits........i don't know why?

one day i jumped over a pretty lady named jonya and i really scared her, but i didn't hit the drink in her hand, i didn't knock over the books on the table, i was careful, but suddenly they asked me to go outside and play......that was just fine with me, i really like to play with toys in the backyard, i can even throw a frisbee and make it roll

i like to play in the mud and dig holes, it is  so much fun, then I have to take a bath,  i get baths way too often.....my puppy mother showed me how to lick myself clean, so why does letty have to wash me? 

my favorite thing to play in the house is chase the toy, i can chase whatever jack throws, it is so much fun to jump off the couch when the toy rolls by me, i pretend it is a squirrel

letty yells my name a lot when i chase toys in the house but jack and i keep playing because it is so much fun

when i am outside the squirrels run by me and around me but i cannot catch them, one time when i ran really fast i slid into the tree and bumped my side so hard that i barked at that big tree, and the squirrel barked back at me

that is when letty and jack really laughed at me because they said the squirrel barked louder than i did...someday i will catch a squirrel and show those animals that this is my yard

i have a secret....at night when jack gets up to walk down the hall way i sneak along behind and crawl up on the couch in the dark, he doesn't know that i have left the sleeping room for my couch......then i get to sleep on my soft couch until the light wakes me up

this is how i sit when i am writing with letty

sometimes i have to use my paw on her arm to get her attention i think she likes to look out the window at the bird feeder and watch the birds when she is thinking about words 

i am so  OH OH OH  HURRY LOOK THERE IS A SQUIRREL IN THE BIRD FEEDER OUTSIDE...QUICK LETTY....HIT THE GLASS...NO LET ME GET IT...MOVE OVER...I CAN GET IT....

Murphy, stop. Settle down. The squirrel is gone. 

i ran all over the house and chased that squirrel off the the feeder and over the roof, but i still didn't catch  

now i need a bone to chew on

the end