Murphy and the Paws That Talk

no body wants to play outside with me today so i decided to write about what happens when i try to right or play inside..,.,.,,, i think i have forgotten how to right correctly for people talk , , , , now i remember the curly comma like my tail

today letty told me that I needed to use a period so that my sentences didn’t run on

she said it makes people paws

now that makes no sense at all first of all I am a dog and I run 

she says I run and run and run it only makes sense that I would use run-on sentences. 

In house running is called the zoomies.

she takes short steps and stops sometimes to look at the sky

she can use short sentences and periods.  

sometimes her sentences  end abruptly like when she sits down and puts her hands in the air and says no more. that means stop playing now

people talk is so confusing I no that NO means stop that sit means sit and stop but period also means stop how can that be the same thing?

when we walk letty says NO when i want to eat left over foods on the ground and she says SIT when i am suppose to stop for cars and other dogs and people

is sit the same as stop as period as NO?

when jack or letty sit too long i must make them stand up and play toys with me

Jack is up now we can play keep away. 

to help them stand up,, i use my paws to tell them what to do

most of the time they understand. the most fun is when i sit behind letty when she is on the computer and i paw at the chair. i don't think she likes the noise it makes.....

what i do not understand is how they paws the big screen story machine?